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What do the CEO The vice president The human resource manager The office temp The IT department And the maintenance man All have in common? They will all be fighting over the last piece of cake At Harold Martin’s retirement party After 25 years of invaluable service Harold is retiring from Company Name. He will be greatly missed but we wish him well As he starts a new chapter of his life. Join us in saying farewell to Harold On date and time Conference room B, Building 100Retirement roast
He wants no party or a fuss Just to quietly retire Wonder how he’ll fill his days It won’t be missing us! We know he won’t be fishing He doesn’t have a boat Or going into politics He wouldn’t get a vote Helping out with house work? His desk was never clean Maybe volunteer work? No, he can be mean Watching daytime talk shows He has no patience for that How ”˜bout run a marathon? Oh wait, he’s a tad too fat. He should rest a little bit He’s earned the right to be lazy But think about his poor dear wife You know he’ll drive her crazy There has to be some hobby Something he can do What about wood working? He might lose a finger or two Maybe take up opera But he can’t sing a note One thing we’re all in agreement is We’ll really miss the old goat Even though it’s all in fun, we are really going to miss Bill Jones. He’s been out fearless leader in good times and bad. Happy Retirement, Bill!Traditional
In honor of his 30 years of continuous, loyal service to the company You are cordially invited to attend a retirement party for Bill Jones, V.P. of International Sales. Bill joined company name in 1980 as a junior sales representative and has been instrumental in the development of the International Division of Company Name Date and time Banquet room Address City, State Please RSVP by date to Marcy in the Events Dept.